# Latest **URL:** https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/latest.md [Latest](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/latest.md) · [Categories](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/categories.md) --- ## [Welcome to Jorb Enthusiasts Society! 👋](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/welcome-to-jorb-enthusiasts-society/5)
**Author:** [@system](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/system)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [September 27, 2026, 9:52am UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/welcome-to-jorb-enthusiasts-society/5 "2026-09-27T09:52:52Z")
We are so glad you joined us. Jorb Enthusiasts Society We are Jorbers; a people gathered in patience, in purpose, and in denim. Here are some things you can do to get started: :speaking\_head: Introduce yourself by a… --- ## [Songs of the Jorb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/songs-of-the-jorb/23)
**Author:** [@JORBIGVTOR](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/JORBIGVTOR)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [September 28, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/songs-of-the-jorb/23 "2026-09-28T16:24:10Z")
Last night the Jorses sang to me in my dreams. Their melodic neighs rang through my ears so bold, I knew only one thing must be true… I was a true Jorber. I’ve spent the entirety of the day pondering the Jorb in hopes to… --- ## [The ethos and pathos of jorb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/the-ethos-and-pathos-of-jorb/42)
**Author:** [@SirJorbumsTheThird](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/SirJorbumsTheThird)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [September 28, 2026, 6:59am UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/the-ethos-and-pathos-of-jorb/42 "2026-09-28T06:59:29Z")
To the discerning connoisseur of the jorb, I extend an invitation of uncommon distinction. For the jorb is not merely an object it is an ethos, a quiet philosophy rendered in form, a testament to the belief that excellen… --- ## [Curious Jorb Inquiry](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/curious-jorb-inquiry/38)
**Author:** [@CuriousJorb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/CuriousJorb)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [August 31, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/curious-jorb-inquiry/38 "2026-08-31T18:05:23Z")
I came across this phenomenon just outside of Boston. Perhaps a Jorb summoning altar? Open to your thoughts. At the very least- maybe a questionable attempt to create a large-scale time horse communication object…? Furth… --- ## [Jorbing the Jorb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorbing-the-jorb/37)
**Author:** [@Jorber\_Jesse](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/Jorber_Jesse)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [August 13, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorbing-the-jorb/37 "2026-08-13T18:54:58Z")
I’m just out here Jorbing the Jorb on the Jorb. --- ## [The jeaner (jiener)](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/the-jeaner-jiener/35)
**Author:** [@horb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/horb)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 9, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/the-jeaner-jiener/35 "2026-04-09T19:37:34Z")
It’s a long story but my giant wiener that I keep in an industrial suspension system (don’t ask) got encased in a denim exoskeleton. I’m calling it the ‘jeaner’. --- ## [Divine Horb Manifestation Thingy](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/divine-horb-manifestation-thingy/30)
**Author:** [@horb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/horb)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 31, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/divine-horb-manifestation-thingy/30 "2026-03-31T14:32:03Z")
I’m so glad to find a community of fellow Jorb enthusiasts! I have to share with you something that happened to me the day after I discovered the Jorb cycle. My life has been forever changed by this event. Just a block … --- ## [For those Jorb Horse Collectors out there!](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/for-those-jorb-horse-collectors-out-there/27)
**Author:** [@Theotherside](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/Theotherside)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [March 24, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/for-those-jorb-horse-collectors-out-there/27 "2026-03-24T14:31:14Z")
--- ## [Jorb Washington](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorb-washington/24)
**Author:** [@Theotherside](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/Theotherside)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 24, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorb-washington/24 "2026-03-24T14:24:05Z")
I’ve just run across this image of Jorb Washington in my local library, thought everyone would like to see! --- ## [Jorb Society quarterly meeting minutes, 3/17/26](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorb-society-quarterly-meeting-minutes-3-17-26/21)
**Author:** [@Disciple\_of\_Jorb99](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/Disciple_of_Jorb99)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [March 22, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorb-society-quarterly-meeting-minutes-3-17-26/21 "2026-03-22T18:03:37Z")
Attendance: Presence by body: The Nine of the Council The Scribe The IT Specialist The Sacred Contemplative (in meditation) Presence by Zoom: 86 Jorbers (16 countries represented, 9 first-timers) … --- ## [New Jorber/Jorb Appreciation](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/new-jorber-jorb-appreciation/22)
**Author:** [@StudentOfJorbology](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/StudentOfJorbology)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [March 22, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/new-jorber-jorb-appreciation/22 "2026-03-22T18:02:50Z")
Hello fellow Jorbers! I am excited to join this growing group of Jorb enthusiasts. I have been waiting 537 years, 3 months, 2 days, 9 hours, 17 minutes, and 6 seconds for this exact moment when I would find a forum of li… --- ## [Hello everyone!](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/hello-everyone/20)
**Author:** [@JORBIGVTOR](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/JORBIGVTOR)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [March 19, 2026, 5:59am UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/hello-everyone/20 "2026-03-19T05:59:46Z")
My name is Nik a.k.a GVTOR. I must admit the moment i discovered Jorbology roughly a month ago, i cried for 72 hours straight laying on my ceiling. I had never mentally prepared myself for if the day should ever come tha… --- ## [On the Comparative Metamorphosis of the Jorb and Other Naturally Occurring Fauna](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/on-the-comparative-metamorphosis-of-the-jorb-and-other-naturally-occurring-fauna/14)
**Author:** [@Jacob\_Sherbrooke](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/Jacob_Sherbrooke)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/on-the-comparative-metamorphosis-of-the-jorb-and-other-naturally-occurring-fauna/14 "2026-03-17T16:18:35Z")
While the Jorb (Equus denimensis) is often dismissed by casual observers as a novelty species, closer examination reveals that its life cycle bears striking resemblance to several well-documented metamorphic organisms in… --- ## [Jorb ritual-sharing](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorb-ritual-sharing/11)
**Author:** [@Disciple\_of\_Jorb99](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/Disciple_of_Jorb99)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2026, 1:16pm UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/jorb-ritual-sharing/11 "2026-03-17T13:16:48Z")
I perform “the milking” nightly by measuring a circle of 44-foot radius around an oak tree and pouring a slow stream of 2% milk soured with vinegar in a ring around the tree, then into the circle I blow smoke of valerian… --- ## [Signing a Pact with the Jorb](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/signing-a-pact-with-the-jorb/13)
**Author:** [@jizard](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/u/jizard)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [September 28, 2026, 6:56am UTC](https://jorbsociety.discourse.group/t/signing-a-pact-with-the-jorb/13 "2026-09-28T06:56:14Z")
Signing a Pact with a Hibernating Jorb: A Jorb Summoning Spell As a Practicing Jizard, I have utilized a Hibernating Jorb as a Focus since my Japprenticeship was completed 2 Millenia (or years depending on how you count)…