Jorb Society quarterly meeting minutes, 3/17/26

  1. Attendance:
  • Presence by body:

    • The Nine of the Council

    • The Scribe

    • The IT Specialist

    • The Sacred Contemplative (in meditation)

  • Presence by Zoom:

    • 86 Jorbers (16 countries represented, 9 first-timers)
  1. Silent contemplation and intermittent whispering (cut off at 4 hours)

  2. New member welcome:

  • Updated handbook shared with new members

  • The Council will pair new members with Jorber Mentors after third meeting attendance

  1. Committee updates:

    1. Social:
  • Dates have been set for the 2026 Jorber Gathering! June 18-21st.

    • Programming is in development but is likely to include:

      • Horse care workshops and horseback riding

      • Ropes course team-building

      • Study of the life of the Prophet Levi Strauss

      • Kickball

      • The 199th Denim Masquerade Ball

      • Plenty of time for relaxing and enjoying each other’s company!

    • Per-person cost is still being determined but likely ~$80-90 (children free)

    • Location will be shared on private channels

    • Reach out to Jorber Jannae if you would like to help plan

  • Regional sub-committees continue to organize Jorber meet-ups

  • Message board is live and encouraging Jorber connection

  • Recruitment activities have stalled. Suggested that Jorber recruitment deserves its own committee since Social has lost capacity. The Council will consider this.

  1. Public relations:
  • Netflix has reached out about a Jorber documentary. Many questions were raised by members:

    • Is all publicity good publicity? What is the intention of the producers? Will the Society have any control over the narrative?

    • Jorber Andrea shared a sobering story of prior publicity which turned to ridicule and drove the Society underground for nearly a century.

    • Jorber Sandra will follow up with the producers and perhaps invite them to present at the next meeting

  • Jorber Dr. Noelle has secured funding for a post-doctoral fellow to oversee metahorsis research at the University of Ohio. She is hopeful to publish a peer-reviewed paper which will build greater awareness within academia.

    • Jorbers wondered about potential funding availability for the Society to partner on future research. Dr. Niall will keep this in mind.
  1. Sacred Jorb Care:
  • A period of fluctuations began the year but the Sacred Jorb has been very cold (−292 °F) for ~3 weeks

  • Shivers lasting <1 second have been observed on three occasions:

    • 1/16, 15:33:01

    • 1/24, 01:16:47

    • 3/1, 12:04:14

  • Slight glow during waning gibbous consistent with patterning of last 14 years.

  • The Sacred Contemplative has consulted the Sacred Jorb on pending litigation against the Society (see last meeting notes) and the Jorb has offered reassurance that the aggressive party will experience a divine spiritual realignment and decide to drop the litigation

  1. Society Operations:
  • Funding continues to remain steady from horseback riding lessons, but more is always needed

  • Updated by-laws are being reviewed by Jorber Jamison (Esq.) and should be ready for approval vote at the next meeting

  • T-shirt design submissions should be sent to Jorber Omar by June 1

  1. Open discussion of other matters:
  • Jorber Marina asked for suggestions for how to share information about the Jorb in casual conversation without alienating people

    • Desire to avoid seeming “too culty”

    • Some suggestions shared:

      • Avoid intense eye contact

      • Start slow. Don’t lead with invitations to Sand Ceremonies, Jorb bathings, or other esoteric functions

      • Make sure to introduce yourself to strangers before speaking of the Goodness of Jorb

      • Read the room: Just because a room is full of people does not mean it’s the right time to share about the Jorb.

        • DO share at: Picnics, soirées, other casual gatherings

        • DO NOT share at: Funerals, business meetings, open mic nights, or other events with explicit purposes

  • Jorber Astrid asked how to understand Jorb dreams

    • The Sacred Contemplative coughed twice
  1. Meeting adjourned
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