Signing a Pact with a Hibernating Jorb: A Jorb Summoning Spell
As a Practicing Jizard, I have utilized a Hibernating Jorb as a Focus since my Japprenticeship was completed 2 Millenia (or years depending on how you count) ago. I will teach aspiring Jizards how they too can create a Denim-infused Pact with a Jorb-in-Stasis to use in their Jarcane Studies.
Illusory Image of my Jorb. Perceive It:
How to complete a Jorb Summoning Ritual
Step 1: Acquire a Drained Globular Vessel that once contained a Potion of Inebriation (in mundane vocabulary: a plastic cocktail ball.)
Step 2: Utilize a Dual Finger-Wielded Blade to tatter the Depleted Remains of a Denim Vestment (in mortal terms: cut up some jeans.)
Step 3: Embed the Tattered Vestment Remains into the Globular Vessel.
Step 4: Procure a Wizarding Staff worthy of the Jorb. (as I have been trapped in the Mortal Realm for many eons through no fault of my own, I used a Sumac Tree Branch.)
Step 5: Secure the Vessel of Remains to the Wizarding Staff using Leftover Denim Tatters.
Step 6: Place thy Creation upon an altar of Pure Gold and maintain Eye Contact with the Denim-Embedded Vessel for 79 days. Over the course of these 79 days, the Spirit of the Jorb will enact 17 deadly trials to test thy will.
If thy heart is Pure and Jean-uine the Spirit of the Jorb will inhabit thy Creation. Go forth now and summon a Hibernating Jorb of thy own!